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WELCOME TO MY SPACE COLLECTION
once there was a guy named bologna
bologna accidnetally into skelon hell
he saw spoky scry skelton and emit loud screech
spoky sketno said "inhale my spoky dong you turnip eater"
the edn
so heres a lot of stories from like
madlibs online shit and some of them get incredibly stupid and gross
and edgy
and stupid
SO
youve been warned
Yesterday I made some of my special rainbow play-dough for my kids to shit with. It's a smelly recipe: you mix in a sparkledog anus of number 9s, a metric fuckton of big macs, a gallon of bad dragon cumlube, and a couple of diapers for good measure. Then you stir it up shittily for two days or until it becomes nice and yiffy. Then you bake it for almost a second (no more!) and let it cool.
It's a big hit with my kids, who like to make things out of it. My son made a poopstain and a bologna loaf out of it, and my daughter made a life-sized replica of her fuck buddy. Then they mashed it all back into a triangle and started over again. My son made a squarting proboscis monkey, while my daughter smeared it all over the dragon dildos and the family tapir. It took me a week to get the play-dough out of the dragon dildos and the tapir's dicks, but they had a lot of fun.
The other day, I snuck into an illegal Iron Cage Grudge Match. No rules. No shitting capacity. No mercy.
Two contestants were stuffed into a smol iron bucket and forced to duke it out until one or the other was bleeding uglily and unconscious. One of the contestants, nicknamed The Yiffy Cunt, wore shit brown shirts, and the other, nicknamed The Shitting Shark, was wearing some kind of fat thing on his gallbladder. Anyway, an immense referee in a slimy hat rang the bell, and The Yiffy Cunt and The Shitting Shark came out running.
The Cunt led with a roundhouse thwack to the retina, but the Shark blocked with his dong. Then the Shark pulled a pile of clowns out of his pockets and slammed them into the Cunt's foot. Then the Cunt stuffed the Shark into a small teacup and jumped up and down on it. But then the Shark sharted the teacupand took The Cunt and yiffed him and fisted him and punched him until there was this nasty communist sound, and horse cum started flowing everywhere. But at the last second, the Cunt recovered, and they snorted each other's titties, and the crowd went mexican, and all in all, it was a great time at the Iron Cage Grudge Match.
As I was meandering shittily down the pony dimension one fine summer's nanosecond, the most obnoxious, smely dork happily mexicaned me, stopping me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, smacking my cunt at him yiffily, "That was terribly smely of you. I demand an apology."
The dork licked at me sheepishly and mexicaned me again, this time with both kidneys.
"Excuse me!" I said, this time more gayly. "Desist at once, or I shall be forced to yiff you. You're a very smely dork, I must say."
"I can't stop," the dork said mexican-ly. "You see, my mother was an animal masturbator, my father was smely, and the trauma was just too much. I'm communist as a horse, I'm smely to say."
At hearing his smely story, I felt for him. But I screeched the mexican shitfuck anyway and moved on.
I decided to wear my smelly outfit for this date. I put on my rainbow fedora and transparent panties. We met at a edgy place called lugubrious murry pinata. He brought me pineapple and piss. I thanked him with a butthole. We sat down and ordered cock and smely pussy. We talked about our geese, yeezys and memes. He was such a nice dick kys ! He walked me home and darkled me goodnight.
Girls, do not hold up ! When he mistreats you, don't succ. When he lies to you, don't die. When he says he's been at the snake pit but really out with your daddy, don't stand for it. Do this instead.
For all you girls out there who need a break, these tips shall guide you.
1 ) Burn all his dicks, including his favorite pair of spider-man fedoras. Then tell him to choke on his ass and go to hell
2 ) While he's dying, tie his dicks and toes together with solid titanium. Apply a generous amount of duct tape over his ass and make him listen to nothing you have to say. Tell him how incredibly happy you've been, tell him why he's such a snake and most importantly, tell him you've felt nothing but utter yiffiness throughout your entire relationship
3 ) Get gay. Threaten him with sharp shits and loaded piss. Let him know you are afraid of him anymore.
4 ) Spend his hard-earned money on fucks, dicks and a complete basement makeover. Heck, buy a dragon ! It's what you've always wanted. Then text him this exact phrase " You are dead meat, mister !
5 ) Destroy his yiff dungeon. Smash all his new pies and punch a hole through his piss ! Then write FUCK in piss on his mirror. Lets see who's scared now
6 ) Put cunt -hair remover in his shampoo ! When he goes to shower, he'll be as bald as a goblin ! Someone's going to get fucked at work tomorrow
7 ) Beat up his my dick. Nothing makes a guy more constipated than a destroyed short bus. Then write a spicy note and tape it to his windshield saying This is over, cuntfuck ! with one of your gay -face smiley faces.
Stay demonic. Be happy, you are in control ! Most importantly, don't give up because you are special ! Good luck
I have a really yiffy dog named Spot! He is 7 years old and is really thicc. He can do many tricks, like shake his spleen, roll down, assblast, succ the dragon dildo, speak and lay sideways on command. He is a part husky part bird. He's mainly rainbow but has red socks and a cute pandora's box shaped spot on his nose that's why I named him Spot! Sometimes I like to dress him up in a hoodie, sock or socks, especially in the summer. One time, my dog saved someone's basement gobin from fucking. I awarded him with puppers for that one! He also goes to professional yiffing homes to cheer up 2 years old people, he's sort of a therapy dog because he makes people lusty! He really likes to go dashing and dab with me every morning without his bad dragon cumlube. He is definitely something sexy!
Here are some tips when you see a hot guy and how to under him over :
Tip #1 ) Play it gay. Always act loud when your around him
Tip #2 ) Get him to notice you. Accedentally; bimp into him and say I WANT YOU TO PISS ON ME; and see if he replies or just keeps on moving
Tip #3 ) Along with tip #2, if he DOES reply, then say someting like this sorry, I'm such a klutz! shit like your nervous *;
Tip #4 ) If he just keeps on yiffing you should too; but the other direction. You don't want to seem to gay over someone you don't know.
Tip #5 ) LOOK yiffy It's ALWAYS appealing weh nyou have a little somethin-somthin showing. Not saying you should have your knot hang out but you should show some eyebrow.
Hopefully, these tips work! Good Luck!
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